I live with my spirit animals — and it turns out they’re assholes

I’m Batman
  1. that I control the weather
  2. that outside the back door and outside the bathroom window are two different outsides
I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed
They’ve even learned to wrestle quietly, so they don’t get told off
Thou shalt not eliminate without mine eyes upon thee (they love Shakespeare)
I’m too cute to have done whatever you think I did

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Diversity and Inclusion, always. ADHD. Angry about UX. Moved by Art. Wants a Tech Revolution. Questing for Knowledge. Consultant and Coach.

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Diversity and Inclusion, always. ADHD. Angry about UX. Moved by Art. Wants a Tech Revolution. Questing for Knowledge. Consultant and Coach.

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